7/30/09
DW Rule Number 93
When using whipped cream in the bedroom, shower afterward. . . Waking up smelling like spoiled milk is not sexy.
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It's 2009. Mary Tyler Moore has been replaced by Carrie Bradshaw, The Brady Bunch has become The Real World, and Diana Ross can be found on youtube grabbing a strategically placed pasty on Lil Kim. This is not the world our mothers grew up in. Women work as hard as men and play even harder. So ladies, before you get in the game, learn the rules and regulations of being a Dirty Whore.
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